Life beckons.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
「 10:06 AM 」


Who invented the alarm clock? No, seriously...why would ANYONE ever want to invent something like that?
Who then was the smart arse who approved the design and concept of it?
Who did he/she sell the idea to?
Who were the people approached with this concept?
What made them convinced that this was a worth while product?
Why did they decide to pursue the product and give the go ahead to its design/make/quality/concept/electronic parts etc
Who ultimately decided to buy over the concept?
Why did he/she promote the product to others?
Why did the others get convinced that it would be a product much sought after by the mass?
How did they package it the first time to convince the lay man of its use?
Who are the people who decided to re-make it in different colours, shapes, sizes just to attract the lay man like you and me?
Why did the lay man fall for it?
Why did he pass on the information and the good use of the product?
Who are all the people who believed him/her?
Who was the first person who started selling alarm clocks?
Did he know that it's actually the most evil product in the world?
Why did people continue to buy alarm clocks?
Why did inventors continue to make them with more shrill sounds and annoying music?
Who then invented the snooze button (which btw is more evil)
Which twit decided to install the alarm clock feature in mobile phones?
Who thought he was being so smart and installed the same feature in radios, calling it a clock radio? (no, waking up to music on the radio is STILL NOT acceptable)

Having said all of these is still useless because people will STILL continue to buy alarm clocks. GAH.

I think the root of all evil starts from an alarm clock.

Trust me. The alarm clock is evil.